A USFL Running Back Was Reportedly Cut For The Disgusting, Heinous, Horrible Act Of ... Wanting To Eat Pizza Instead Of Chicken Salad

So I saw this floating around and apparently it was reported during the game. I didn't want it to be true, but too many people have said something like it. Shit, even De'Veon Smith tweeted something. 

Let me tell you something, this is how you fail as a league. I don't want to get into all the specifics of things like money and growth and decision making but not eating pizza? That's how you fail again. I'm sure there's more to the story but you can't have this report out there. Not one bit(e). 

Let's be honest about something else too. Chicken salad kind of sucks. Not my cup of tea. There's a million other things that are better to eat than chicken salad. I'd rather eat just regular chicken. I'd rather eat a regular salad. But mixing the two for whatever reason is just not something that's all that good to me. 

I need a full report into the pizza though. If he went with anything crazy I'd be willing to listen to why he should be cut. You don't waste a decent night of pizza on something with mushrooms or pineapples. You stick with pepperoni, cheese, a little meat lover's and if you want to get nuts go with buffalo chicken. Those are the only acceptable pizza orders. 

Hot start for the USFL. Any publicity is good publicity or something weird like that.